Is it just me or is it getting more and more difficult to make it through an entire day without seeing someone’s butt crack? The other day on the ferry I had the “pleasure” of sitting behind (pun intended) a woman whose thong and butt were hanging out of the back of her jeans. Today, an un-petite clerk was squatting down restocking some shelves and I swear her whole butt cheek was hanging out. I even did a double-take just to make sure I had actually seen her butt and not just a lunar eclipse. This was not a small butt people, this was un-missable. Can you not feel the air-con on your butt? Can you not feel your jeans down around your knees? I just don’t get it.