You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.

- Jerry Seinfeld

I know I’m supposed to eat more fish but sometimes I just can’t do it. That piece of salmon stares up at me from the plate but I just don’t feel like eating it. What is it? Is it the bones, or the texture or the oiliness? I don’t think that’s it. I think it’s because fish just goes so well with rice, and rice really isn’t in the edible radar for me these days.

Don’t get me wrong, I do sometimes eat restaurant sushi, but for me, home-cooked fish means big bowls of rice, salty pickles and green tea. Somehow, removing the rice from the equation means I’d just rather not eat fish at all.

So I think I’ll just have a sandwich. Tuna, anyone?