I got some disturbing news the other day.

I’m an inch shorter than I thought I am. I won’t tell you what that magic number is, but let’s just say I don’t have a lot of excess height to play with.

That makes my BMI today 25.3 (officially overweight) as opposed to yesterday (when I thought I was taller) and my BMI was 24.5 (officially a normal weight).

Makes me want to go eat a donut.