heads up

I usually like to dispense advice in terms of what TO do instead of what NOT to do, but in this case I feel the DON’Ts are warranted. This is a work in progress, and open to suggestions and comments from all.

Things NOT to buy women as gifts:

- cleaning supplies

- weight loss books

- wrinkle cream (or should I say anti-wrinkle cream)

- cellulite treatments

- bikinis

- live animals

- dead animals

- wounded animals

- anything to do with farting

While certainly not exhaustive, it’ll be a fun list to update!




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One Response to 'heads up'

  1. Fay - June 16th, 2007 at 4:02 pm

    Hey Elle,
    Congratulations on 1 year of blogging! I’m going to miss coffeeing and walking with you during the summer. We were at a loss without our fearless leader when you were away, too! Keep on blogging to keep in touch and I will try to remember to read…
    Fay


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